“There was one time when we were children, he.. he transformed himself into a snake. And he knows that I love snakes so I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like ‘MBLERGH IT’S ME!” and he stabbed me. And we were… 8… at the time.”
-casually makes perverted jokes at you
-shamelessly seduces you
-spur of the moment make outs that have you seeing stars
-steals your panties
Public place most likely to have sex in: Dressing Room
AYMERIC
-plays footsie under the table with you
-stealthily seduces
-steals breathless kisses when no one’s looking
-hides you under his desk while meeting others
Public place most likely to have sex in:
His office with the door unlocked
ESTINIEN
-grabs your ass
-grumpily seduces you
-wild and random make out sessions
-leaves visible bite marks
